Note from Lily B to potential readers. & Are you unsure whether my book is for you? Answer these simple questions: & & Do your parents embarrass you publicly at least once a week? & & Have you ever felt like you were born into the wrong family? Like, maybe there was some tragic hospital mix-up and you accidentally went home with the accountant instead of the glamorous movies stars who are your real parents? & & Do you yearn for drama, glamour and excitement? & & Have you EVER had to wear a green dress that looks like a lacy lampshade? To a wedding? Where there were cool people? & If the answer to any of these questions is YES!!! then you will LOVE!!!!! my book. & These are my very own true experiences of DRAMA!!!! GLAMOUR!!! And how I didn't let my terrifyingly normal parents ruin my life. & Yrs respectfully, & Lily Blennerhassett & Author and aspiring cool person & * If the answer is NO, try it anyway, it's not expensive. What have you got to lose?