Lori and Kevin are smart, honest, funny thirtysomething hopeless romantics who---despite their best efforts---are still single. Like romance anthropologists, they deconstruct every key moment in the life cycle of a relationship. In this book, get both the male and female perspectives on:  * Fighting etiquette (is all fair in love and war?)* Voice-mail message analysis. ("Hi, it's who?")* Body hair (where, why, and how much?)* Blind dates (are your good friends good pimps?)* To cry or not to cry (if you're a guy) in front of a woman* Cheating (without actually cheating)* Knowing when a relationship is really over (or: whether it's better to dump or be dumped)* And much, much more I Love You, Nice to Meet You is a hilarious and eye-opening collection of anecdotes from a guy and a girl who just want to find the one, but---lucky for you---they haven't.