What do you do when your parents are divorced, your dad has a new girlfriend and your mum is destined for a life of loneliness?' Penelope Estella Grace Scott, also known as 'Snot', can't imagine living in boring Dophin Shores for the rest of her life just to keep her mum company. The thought of playing 'Grandma's Undies' together in thirty years time just isn't funny. Some extreme matchmaking must be done - and soon - before her mum becomes really ancient and all hope of true love disappears.