Roofless dormitories, distracted teachers and a lethally dangerous underground labyrinth - Ribblestrop's visionary headmaster is out of his depth even before the pupils arrive! And when they do - what a bunch! Anything could happen - and anything does! 'Great verve and wit.' Bill Bailey 'And the next big children's book is. about a bunch of kids in a boarding school! . a hilarious and morally questionable tale about a disastrous school whose pupils can be counted on the fingers of one hand.