Paperback. Pub Date :2013-07-02 Pages: 300 Language: English Publisher: Simon Schuster I know that some of you reading this are convinced humans are a myth. but I am here to state that they do actually exist For those that. don't know. a human is a real bipedal life form of midrange intelligence. living a largely deluded existence on a small waterlogged planet in a very lonely corner of the universe. The bestselling. award-winning author of The Radleys is back with what may be his best. funniest. and most devastating dark comedy yet. When an extraterrestrial visitor arrives on Earth. his first impressions of the human species are less than positive. Taking the form of Professor Andrew Martin. a prominent mathematician at Cambridge University. the visitor is eager to complete the gruesome task assigned him and hurry back home to the utopian world of his own planet. where ever...