Kiwi'-a small, flightless, nocturnal bird which is native to, and the national symbol of, New Zealand. We travelled around the United States and Canada for twelve months towing a camper, touching on all forty-eight contiguous states and eight Canadian Provinces. As we tried to support the American economy the only way we knew how-by sticking to the secondary roads, stopping at all the small towns, and buying beer at all the backwoods bars-we were continually asked the same questions: 'What are