Hi. Hello. How are you? Your hair looks amazing. My name is Tanya, and I'll be your author this evening. Can I get you anything? Beer? Wine? Coffee? Tea? Let me know. Am I doing this right? Do you wonder that too? Well, stress less. My book and I here to assure you, you're not alone. Inside these pages, you'll find a bit of a memoir, a bit of advice and a lot of swearing (sorry not sorry in advance). Over the years I've managed to compile an entire alphabet full of hilarious, horrible, humbling and happy experiences, and it's time for us all to learn from them. This book is handily categorised by letters; I like to think of it as an encyclopedia of life lessons - the encyclopedia Bri-Tanya! Get it? No? Well then, get reading. 'Tanya Hennessy is a fabulous crazy cat! A true original- relatable, hilarious, and disarmingly frank.' Larry Emdur 'Tanya is unique, raw, creative and real. She's funny and quick as lightning. A star on the rise.' Jules Lund 'Tanya Hennessy is obviously a very funny woman, but she also possesses something that's becoming increasingly rare: she's interesting.' Chrissie Swan