Don't Kiss Girls

The first book in a hilarious new series. When I'm at home, in front of the mirror, I can talk real smooth. But when I get near girls my brain turns to mush. If I had a flip-top scalp you could suck it out with a straw. I just need a way of making Ashleigh see what I'm really like. Well, not what I'm really like, but what I'm like sometimes. Well, occasionally. Tony Ross is in luurve. And she's not just any girl. She's Ashleigh Simpkin, the most popular girl in school. Rossy needs some help... and fast. But will his best mate's advice get him a girl - or get him in more trouble than he ever imagined? A very funny story about spinning the bottle, getting braces, and getting a girl.